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Women's Graphic V-Neck ~ Faulty Meatsuit Pilot

$30.00

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Women's Graphic V-Neck ~ Faulty Meatsuit Pilot – Pink, Small

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Women's Graphic V-Neck ~ Faulty Meatsuit Pilot – White, Large

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I am in a body that doesn’t work right. I’m supposed to zig… but I can only zag.

I still love it, still grateful for it. We only get one and I fly mine like a pro.

It doesn’t make me worth less because my meatsuit is broken, faulty, or unreliable.

It makes me extraordinary.

Constantly stretching and generating more capacity to handle my circumstances.

It’s made me stronger, more creative, adaptive, resilient.

I didn’t get to choose this meatsuit but I still have agency.

Because I stay OMOS*. *On My Own Side

I control the atmosphere in the cockpit… the soundtrack of my life.

I am proud of everything I’ve accomplished despite all the challenges.

I am a Faulty Meatsuit Pilot and I’m the only one licensed to fly this model.

✈ The Founders Run

This is the official Founders run of Faulty Meatsuit Pilot merch. I'm a Faulty Meatsuit Pilot myself, so I don't want the hassle of sitting on inventory.

So this first run is preorder only. No shelf stock, no "buy it anytime." When the window closes, I make exactly what got ordered. Then that's it until my next design.

That means every shirt in this batch is capped at whatever comes in during this window. No reprints, no restocks, no "I'll get it later." If you're in, you're one of the first people showing the world that you fly your faulty meatsuit with pride.

✈ Preorder Timing

You're paying now so I can print exactly enough, not one more. You'll get email updates both when the preorder period closes and as soon as your order ships.